Live in the Moment

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams -Dr. Seuss

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

29. July 2014

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via 21phanic-atthe-falloutboy)

lizawithazed:

octopusice:

I JUST SHOWED THIS TO MY PARTNER AND HE WAS DANCING AND THEN IT HIT THE WORDS AND HE YELLED FUCK YOU AND THREW HIS COMPUTER CORD ON THE COUCH AND THEN STOMPED AWAY HELP

I legitimately cracked the fuck up when the lyrics hit

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOW WASNT EXPECTING THAT

(Source: bakagin, via 21phanic-atthe-falloutboy)

tyleroakley:

oscob:

jam of a lifetime

is it on itunes because honestly

(Source: genderoftheday)

(Source: ceezthenight, via sextnoise)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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(Source: killllua, via sextnoise)

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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